Having close ties to the military most of  my life, I am a big fan of the military and wish to bring them some joy and humor with a little bit of attitude. No offense is ever intended toward any particular group.

I am a mother, grandmother, and mother-in-law of one of your own. Don’t ask me who (I don’t want him to be embarrassed by my naughtiness) and don’t ask me how old I am… I’ll only smile and say, “I’m somewhere between the age of consent and collapse, closer to collapse.”