There’s something wrong with my…

by Marie on February 10, 2011

 OldMan-walkerThey always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old veteran walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my d%#k,’ he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong in front of them and I told you,’ he said.

The receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.  ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t p**s out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with old veterans  and you’re going to lose!

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